Quinn Lucy Fabray. Thou art a squashed Citrus.

We all know that songs in Glee count for a lot. It’s a show about singing and dancing, after all. Every time a character sings a song, there’s meaning behind it. The song means something. There’s a reason behind why the character sang that song. 

So out of only four solos that Quinn has had so far, with solos being defined as her being the only person singing in the entire song and we won’t even go into how she’s only had four solos out of 41 episode, let’s see what we can find. 

• Her first solo involved fairly sexual dancing with two girls who are now again, canonically meant for each other. Actual soulmates. And she wasextremely touchy feely with them. Who else expected them to start having sex after that performance, despite how ‘innocent’ the song’s supposed to be? Woah girl-on-girl sexualising ‘I Say A Little Prayer’ much?
• Her next song, You Keep Me Hangin’ On involved a dream sequence that again involved a lot of touching between girls, and also girls dressed like sexy football players who proceeded to hump various objects while dancing around her like they were trying to get her to hump them. Ahem. 
• Papa Don’t Preach was sung while she was pregnant, and she got pregnant with a boy everyone would take their pants off for but she’d only have sex with him while drunk and she just really needed him to tell her she wasn’t fat. She didn’t say one word about how she found him attractive and wanted to have sex with him. She just wanted to know she wasn’t fat. And the song was about her pregnancy so… Aside from the whole you can only get pregnant from heterosexual acts part, this isn’t a very hetero song…
• Her fourth solo of all time, It’s A Man’s, Man’s Man’s World… well. Who could forget the group of pregnant chicks who danced in extremely compromising positions behind her? Who could forget the girls who pressed up against her, bent around her… Cough. *Shifty eyes*

So anyway, that’s canonically 3 out of 4 solos she’s had that involve girls coming onto her. I’m not even going to go there, you guys. Seriously. 

#Quinn fabray thou art a squashed citrus